Penis Pikachu.

asian:

Go home bus you’re drunk

stfuanderson:

valesmf:

internetweather:

vondell-swain:

malfoysenior:

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PERFECT

holy shit 

GOOD HEAVENS YES

I love you, Tumblr.

billiondollarsuperhero:

billiondollarsuperhero:

Meanwhile, on RDJ’s Facebook page…

He saw an opportunity and he took it.

onlylolgifs:

me trying to participate in sports

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

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stegosarah:

anepictimelord:

stegosarah:

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that a whole TEAM of people designed this cash machine to be 15 inches off the ground and no one along the way thought ‘maybe this has a design flaw’

"Cash machine"

Yes. Here in the UK people call them cash machines, I know that’s an odd concept to get your head around but I think together we can do it

thatonetheycallchloe:

THIS.