Penis Pikachu.

fallontonight:

There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe. 

rainbowsaremine:

keytoalowdoor:

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS PICTURE BEFORE NOW

*interally screams*

Friendships: Aragorn/ Legolas

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

thecutestofthecute:

kenyarosewaters:

kittens have their first sips of water [x]

 #WHAT IS THIS GODLY ELIXIR? #MANA FROM HEAVEN?? #OH PRAISE JESUS THIS IS DELICIOUS

Reblogging for that comment omfg

There. He’s done it again.

judicial-thesis:

dutchster:

dutchster:

i love being in people’s dreams

well unless i get killed or something

Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

teamladsximpala:

arthurkirklandofficial:

kyriankreep:

mollyiscoolokay:

The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

#the dfs sale is still on though

image

i dont know whats happening in this post

isis-:

beyonceunofficial:

left is summer looks and right is “let me show u why i don’t “comb every morning” white ho”

you could do the greatest bellatrix lestrange hair-do ever with that hair

ill-be-the-sky:

pizza-drunk:

stuck-here-on-this-island:

I JUST SERVED A CUSTOMER AND THEY WERE PURCHASING A CUCUMBER AND THEY WENT

“It’s for Valentine’s Day”

I REPLIED

“You must be lonely?”

THEY REALISED WHAT I MEANT AND NOW I’M SAT WITH A COMPLAINANT FORM IN FRONT OF ME.

Oh god it’s going around again

One of my best friends, ladies and gents.