Penis Pikachu.

tupacshomie:

virginsplayground:

sad-butsassy:

shinnomew:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice
I’m very happy

"I will rip your fucking throat out"

I TRIED TO NOT REBLOG BUT THEN I COULDNT

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

captain-queen-gabby-of-awkward:

lumos5001:

howellartthou:

I’ve always been told not to give in to peer pressure but I’ve never been told not to pressure my peers and I think that shows how dysfunctional society is

real life plot hole found

i thought that said queer pressure and i was highly confused cause this is tumblr

poryqon:

"that was meant to be in the tags but i accidentally left a comment" a book by me using tumblr mobile

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

image

jesus christ

phantomfoxhound:

thegeekyqueen:

IM CRYING

OH MY GOD

iguanamouth:

he who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not start playing dnd as one - friedrice nicesheep

awwww-cute:

The snuggle is real

versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

borderlineotaku:

blastortoise:

image

HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE

50c:

Came so quick, the sex tape was a vine